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Un​-​Merry Christmas To You

by The Only

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It started out a silent night.
Less than holy but still alright,
When I awoke to sounds from my rooftop.

I sprang from the bed to the windowsill,
Set my mind from stun to kill.
You'd think he'd take the naughty list as a warning.

That's when he came down my chimney and ate all my cookies.
Then I decked his balls.

Santa Claus
What are you doing?
I'm in my drawers.
You woke me from my slumber of sugar plums.
Now you will suffer,
'Cause you're not welcome.
This B&E is a felony.

And though it's nothing personal.
Maybe my shoes are just too small.
Perhaps my heads just not screwed on right.

And I know my heart is way too small,
Regardless, I hate you all.
And I don't wish any of you a merry Christmas night, tonight.

Santa Claus
What are you doing?
I'm in my drawers.
You woke me from my slumber of sugar plums.
And now you will suffer,
'Cause you're not welcome.
And this B&E is a felony.

Un-Merry Christmas to you.

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released December 24, 2015
Me. Just me.

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The Only New York

Sole member, Anthony Derby, writes and records on his own the new-old fashioned way; 8 track recorder, all instruments and live mic'ing. No computers, no emulated sounds, no borrowed material. D.I.Y. the way it was intended. The Only.

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